My Deadly Shower

Am I the only one who gets in the shower and totally just contemplates life? I know I can’t be the only one. I make all important life decisions while showering. It’s usually pretty blissful. Too bad the other day I had a rude awakening.

One thing you have to know before reading this story is that although my apartment is totally awesome, the only thing it’s missing is a lock on the bathroom door. My bedroom door has a lock, but not the bathroom door. Weird right?

So I was jamming out to country music and soaping up my hair just like any other shower. In the middle of rinsing out my hair I heard my shower curtain rip open. With my eyes closed and shampoo flowing down I yelled bloody murder. I thought to myself, “this is how I die”. Just a few seconds before I was thinking about important life decisions and now I wasn’t even going to live long enough to make those! I flew backwards into the water and slowly opened one eye to see my culprit. I cried happy tears when I realized my killer wasn’t a person, but was just my towel that had fallen onto the floor and brought the curtain down with it.

It might sound silly now, but let me tell you that at that moment my life literally flashed before me. I was terribly happy when I realized my soft, pink towel could not harm me.

For some reason I don’t think any of y’all have ever almost been killed by a towel. I think that for whatever reason that just happens to me. Awesome.

Sassy as ever, Karla

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